November 5, 2007

• ME:  ooh crazy bitch at work yesterday

  sat in the drive thru for like five minutes and then decided to come in because her daughter really needed to pee

  so she parked and then started rummaging around all over her car while her daughter was dancing around painfully

  finally they come in like ten minutes later

  she’s like “oh we’re on our way to the hospital, she’s peeing blood”

  and we’re like HMMMM i wonder why

  so they’re in the bathroom for like 20 minutes

  and then come in and eat

  for like an hour

  HIM:  omg!

  and i’m talking to my manager like wow, this bitch is high… i know it… i thought it when she first came in, even before that, now it’s so obvious to me… i think she’s smoking meth or something…

  ya sounds like it

  so they’re about to leave and then she comes up to me and she’s like hey if you guys find an insurance card, it’s hers, we kinda need it…

  so she gave us her name and number and left…

  then like an hour later my manager was cleaning the bathrooms and found a pill bottle

  it’s got her name on it, it’s a perscription for oxycodone

  so i open it up and there are six different kinds of pills in there

  pink ones, blue ones, white ones, yellow ones…

  wow…freaking wow

  so i took em home

  and IDed em

  there was the oxycodone

  and endocet

  and xanax

  and ambien

  and soma

  and something that i couldn’t ID

  well shit
  what a crazy mother fucker lol

  yeah… i don’t know if i should call child services or not

  ya…seriously that might just be a good idea

  i’m going to take a vote.

  i say yes
  lol

  • 11:44 pm
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