ME:  ooh crazy bitch at work yesterday

sat in the drive thru for like five minutes and then decided to come in because her daughter really needed to pee

so she parked and then started rummaging around all over her car while her daughter was dancing around painfully

finally they come in like ten minutes later

she’s like “oh we’re on our way to the hospital, she’s peeing blood”

and we’re like HMMMM i wonder why

so they’re in the bathroom for like 20 minutes

and then come in and eat

for like an hour

and i’m talking to my manager like wow, this bitch is high… i know it… i thought it when she first came in, even before that, now it’s so obvious to me… i think she’s smoking meth or something…

so they’re about to leave and then she comes up to me and she’s like hey if you guys find an insurance card, it’s hers, we kinda need it…

so she gave us her name and number and left…

then like an hour later my manager was cleaning the bathrooms and found a pill bottle

it’s got her name on it, it’s a perscription for oxycodone

so i open it up and there are six different kinds of pills in there

pink ones, blue ones, white ones, yellow ones…

so i took em home

and IDed em

there was the oxycodone

and endocet

and xanax

and ambien

and soma

and something that i couldn’t ID

yeah… i don’t know if i should call child services or not

i’m going to take a vote.